Love triangle

AA is your very good friend.
She introduces you to BB, a very good friend of hers.
You are charmed by BB, and you start to be attracted to him.
You also feel he's not indifferent to you.
You start telling AA how much you like the guy, when she blurts out that she's in love with him.

What THE HECK do you do?

Seriously??

My Armenian friends, a couple, live together in Dubai.
They are getting married in two weeks.
Yesterday they went to see the priest in the church in Lebanon where the ceremony will be held.
He asked the groom:
"Son, did you make sure she is still a virgin?"


Like.... SERIOUSLY??

Welcome to my delirium....

- I swear, he kept staring at me during the whole dinner. He never even moved his eyes away.

- You mean like I kept staring at your reflection in the windshield that night while we were on our way to M's place?

Temptation

The forbidden fruit tastes so much sweeter~

Relaxation Time!!

Seriously.... part two

So this is the oh so smart reply by March 14 to the Orange party.

Now I truly feel valorized as a woman!

Seriously....

Regardless of any political opinion or affiliation or whatever...

I'm genuinely intrigued by this: doesn't this 70-something man feel ridiculous standing like that in this position?
Still, it's good he left his orange suit at home...

As Marillionlb would say: wlek tfeh!